The Woman Who Cried Ape

“Harold, there’s a gorilla in the walk-in closet!”

“I find that highly unlikely!” said Harold.

“It’s a silverback! It’s grabbing my hair!”

“Don’t tell fibs!” said Harold.

“Ow, my arm! It’s hitting me!”

“Oh wait,” said Harold. He grabbed a dart gun. “Sorry, I was reading the insurance policy wrong.”

5 thoughts on “The Woman Who Cried Ape

  1. I understand that. Believe me, I do. I can write funny pieces that make my friends laugh and there’s so much joy in doing that….but then there are the stories that seem to have a life of their own. The way I usually put it is that there are stories and then there are Stories.

  2. This is so funny! i was talking to my friend while i am reading this and i just keep laughing and i told her the story but she said it ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why but for me this is really funny. Got to tell it to my other friend and see if he will understand.

  3. Glad to hear that some of the “old classics” still have it! :)

    Thanks for the comment. My fiancée doesn’t think it’s funny, either, though.

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