From @Honestlyspeakin
There were kitchens all over the place!
Aiden didn’t know what to do. He had tried dancing, shouting, and even inanely shaking a shirt, but nothing worked.
“That’s it,” he told himself. “Stop being so loud. It’s time to do the Loveday family proud.”
Then he kissed and yelled, ”Damn!”
From Captain Phingerspex
There were rumps all over the place!
Gort didn’t know what to do. He had tried pulling, flipping, and even awkwardly shaking a plug, but nothing worked.
“That’s it,” he told himself. “Stop being so suppurating. It’s time to do the Pendular family proud.”
Then he sang and yelled, ”Umpf!”
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There were nouns all over the place!
First Name didn’t know what to do. (S)He had tried verbing, verbing, and even adverbly shaking a noun, but nothing worked.
“That’s it,” (s)he told (him/her)self. “Stop being so adjective. It’s time to do the Last Name family proud.”
Then (s)he verbed and yelled, ”Exclamation!”
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