Daily Archives: May 21, 2009

Bumblebelly

“I ate a bumblebee.”

“Why did you do that?”

“Because I wanted to feel it buzz around inside my belly!”

“And can you feel it?”

“Nope.”

“Well that’s too bad.”

“I figure it’s just bored in there.”

“Oh?”

“That’s why I’m going to swallow another one to be its friend.”