Taking Directions
@50wordstories, June 8, 2009
“Take a left, then two rights.”
“Why not just turn right the first time?”
“What do I look like to you, some kinda logicmatician!?”
The Aquamammalian Dream
@50wordstories, June 12, 2009
His mom told him he could be anything he wanted to be. So when he grew up he became a plastic surgeon and turned himself into a walrus.
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Posted by Tim at 5:19 pm on June 12th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: directions, friday, left, logicmatician, nanofic friday, plastic surgeon, right, walrus.
“Let’s go camping!”
“In the back yard?”
“In the forest!”
“Will there be cell reception?”
“I hope not!”
“What if I break my back and you need to call an ambulance?”
“Then I’ll euthanize you.”
“Will you use cyanide?”
“Whatever you prefer, hon.”
“Ok, deal.”
Unfortunately, he forgot the cyanide.
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Posted by Tim at 9:12 am on June 12th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: ambulance, back yard, camping, cell phone, cyanide, euthanasia, forest.