In Love With an Officer
@50wordstories, June 26, 2009
“Why won’t you marry me?” he whined. She said, “Because you can’t afford a ring.” He stole one that night, and she arrested him for it.
Vitality + Experience
@50wordstories, June 21, 2009
Global warming led him to encase himself in ice from the neck down for 30 years. His head aged; his body didn’t. He became a great man.
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Posted by Tim at 6:18 pm on June 26th, 2009.
Categories: Nanofic Friday. Tags: arrest, crygenics, friday, global warming, ice, marriage, marry, Nanofic Friday, officer, ring, steal, wedding.
He peered over the edge of the bridge.
“Are you sure it won’t snap?”
“It’ll be fine,” she assured him. “Hundreds of people bungie jump here every year.”
“Safely?”
“Stop worrying and jump!”
“Fine.” He jumped.
Her cellphone rang. “What happened!? He’s still alive!”
“Sorry, boss. I couldn’t do it.”
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Posted by Tim at 5:07 pm on June 26th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: alive, bungie jump, dead, kill.