The Hornéd Hat
@50wordstories, July 2, 2009
“Cowboys are cool,” Steve said. Dad said, “That’s a Viking helmet.” Steve rolled his eyes. “No… I’m a cow-boy. Learn some biology.”
Sovereignty
@50wordstories, July 1, 2009
“It’s Canada Day! Come celebrate!” But he scoffed. “I’m president of a nation of one,” he said. She laughed. “Do you pay taxes to yourself?”