Why Cats Smile

Cats smile because

  • They can sleep up to twenty hours each day;
  • They can be mean and rude, but people still consider it a joy and privilege to pet and scratch them; and
  • Other people prepare their food and clean their litter boxes.

But mostly, it’s the justifiable superiority complex.

This “story” is based on a title suggested by @Haberley. And for the record, I love cats.

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