He tried desperately to keep the merchandise hidden under his shirt, but the guard had already noticed his fumbling.

“Maybe you should’ve worked out a bit before trying to steal those heavy weights!” laughed the security guard.

“What do you think I want them for?” retorted the scrawny boy.

“Touché.”

Justin Boyd writes and draws the webcomic Invisible Bread and is half of the duo behind Left-Handed Toons. He previously contributed Dental Scare.