Maybe he’s the one.
Religion – check.
Education – check.
Humor – check.
Looks – check!
Here he comes.
Smile, fix your hair.
He’s sitting down.
Is he as nervous as I am?
Spaghetti for us both, please.
Slurp.
Gnash.
Chomp.
Harrumphumphmmmglurp.
He chews with his mouth open?
Abominable man!
Neanderthal.
Troglodyte.
Check – please.
Alexandra chomp always has mmmfglurp impeccable omnomnom table manners until there’s hothothotooohhhot food involved.
Witty and clever – well done. I loved it.
I think I know who this is