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Sun Day in Antarctica

It was Sun Day in Antarctica.

The penguins had been waiting all year to don their sunglasses, waddle out from their igloos, and flop onto their backs to catch a few rays.

Nearby, the evil communist polar bears peered through their binoculars, awaiting their leader’s signal.

Luckily, Pingu spotted them.

In Communist Russia, Tour Guides You

“In communist Russia, buses drive you!” said the Moscow-basedtour guide, laughing.

“That doesn’t make sense,” said a Swedish tourist.

“In communist Russia, sense makes you!” said the tour guide. “Seriously, the bus is out of gas. Everyone get in the harness and pull. I’ll steer.” He readied his whip.