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She Didn’t Know What It Was

Gloria was a performer. She’d known it since the day she’d somersaulted out of the egg and into the fish tank with a brilliant smile and a saucy wink.

Now she performed synchronized swimming routines for the world-famous aquatic circus. With fame came fortune: she dined on caviar most evenings.

Claim to Fame

He had the biggest, bushiest, amazingest beard.

People would approach him in restaurants or on the street and ask to take his picture. He was half celebrity, half tourist attraction.

The mayor accused him of using a fake beard, but testing determined that it was real.

The mayor was impeached.