50-Word Stories » Gollum http://fiftywordstories.com A new fifty word story every day! Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:02:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Unhypothetical Butt-Kicking http://fiftywordstories.com/2009/11/08/unhypothetical-butt-kicking/ http://fiftywordstories.com/2009/11/08/unhypothetical-butt-kicking/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:07:38 +0000 Tim http://fiftywordstories.com/?p=1105
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]]> “Who do you think would win in a fight, Luke Skywalker or Aragorn?”

“What kind of stupid question is that?”

“How about Gandalf versus Darth Vader?”

“I’m not even going to acknowledge anything so dumb.”

“R2D2 versus Gollum?”

“Try this one: my boot versus your butt.”

Surprisingly, the butt won.


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]]> This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Don’t read if you want to avoid spoilers.

There was a big war and the wizard dude and his friends were all fighting.

Meanwhile, that Frodo dude and the Gollum thingy got to the volcano. Gollum stole the magic ring and fell in the lava.

There were a bunch of weddings, and some people sailed away on boats.


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]]> This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Don’t read it if you want to avoid spoilers.
That Frodo dude hooked up with a froggy dude called Gollum and made a beeline for the volcano, but they had to fight this big stupid spider, which killed Frodo, except he didn’t actually die.

The wizard dude turned out not to be dead, either, so he went to war.


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