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The Adventures of Lord Flufferkins and Sir Oakfeller

“Shall we?” pondered Lord Flufferkins.

“Indeed,” said Sir Oakfeller.

“Tally ho!” cried Lord Flufferkins.

“Quite,” agreed Sir Oakfeller.

“En garde.”

“TouchĂ©!”

“Harry, what’re you doing?”

Harry started. “Er, nothin’!”

“Are you playing make believe with a stick and a bit of fuzz!?”

Harry blushed. “I’m just… Just practicin’ my ‘magination!”


This story was based on a title suggested by Master Gunner.

Truth is as Strange as Fiction

When Hayley and Greg were little, they played Make-Believe.

First, they pretended to get married.

Second, they pretended Hayley was pregnant, though they didn’t know how it happened.

Third, Greg did an emergency Caesarean-section on Hayley with a steak knife.

When they grew up, they did it all for real.