The Missing Milk

Johnny blamed the milkman.

“Why would the milkman steal the last jug of milk out of our fridge?” said mom. “He has so much of his own in his truck!”

“He’s greedy. He wants it all for himself.”

“Honey, that’s–”

“GIVE ME ALL YOUR MILK!!” cried the Malevolent Milkman. “NOW!!”

2 thoughts on “The Missing Milk

  1. I just heard about this by listening to the Magicland podcast from August 31, 2009. The irony in the timing. Either way, neat.

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