Vegetarian Roommate

“There’s a monster under my bed!” whimpered Sophie.

“I know,” said Mom. “I put it there. It likes dark places.”

“Won’t it come out at night and eat me!?”

“No, it’s a vegetarian.”

Sophie put fresh heads of lettuce under her bed every day for the rest of her life.

2 thoughts on “Vegetarian Roommate

    1. Ha, awesome. Always great to hear that people like to share the stories around, whether it’s through a link or reading it out loud. :)

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