MOUSTACHE MEMOIRS: Connell Wayne Regner – The Prowess of the Sexy Moustache

“What happened to your moustache?”

“It just got up and left.”

“What kind of crazy talk is that?”

“Look, all I’m saying is when push came to shove it got pretty hairy. I told her to choose between me and my moustache, and go figure, she chose the moustache.”

“Rrright…”


Connell acknowledges the sex appeal of the moustache in the 1970s and has dared to answer the question, “What if….?” in this disturbing and dubious tale of hairy proportions. Connell has requested that comments, if any, be kept as cheesy as possible in keeping with the theme.

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