The on-location taping of a reality TV program was interrupted when a nearby mountain peak exploded, spewing smoke, ash, and molten lava high in the air.
The program’s producer also blew his top—figuratively. An assistant asked the distraught man what was wrong.
“That bleeping volcano isn’t following the script!”
John H. Dromey was born in northeast Missouri, a long way from any active volcanoes, but growing up on a farm, he used to use Lava soap.
Some People…..
“I lent some stories to a country lady who lives down the road from me, and when she returned them, she said, ‘Well them stories just gone and shown you how some folks would do.'”
– Flannery O’Connor – Writing Short Stories (from Mysteries and Manners)