Category Archives: Artistic

Spontaneity is the Spice of Love

After being married for thirty years he thought he’d pretty much figured her out, but when she came home with a baby crocodile for Christmas he realized she was as beautifully, wonderfully mysterious to him now as she always had been, which wasn’t much consolation when it ate the dog.

Falcon Midnight and the Treachery

Captain Falcon Midnight activated the intercom. “Ignore the klaxon,” she told the passengers. “It’s faulty wiring.”

“You’re not telling them about the space pirates?” asked first mate Michael Firefist.

“Don’t want them to panic,” said Midnight.

“Fine,” said Firefist, jabbing her with his space taser.

Then he dropped the shields.


Today’s story was based on character names provided by @MisterFiendZero and @danzama.

Monkey Bar Highway

The virus targeted only medical professionals and civil engineers.

No one was left who knew how to figure out why the plague had targeted such a specific population. But that wasn’t the biggest problem: city planning failed, crooked minds prevailed, and before long, the streets were made of monkey bars.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Horse-Whale Hoedown

On Friday nights the walruses fight
They stab and tear and grimace
With merciless glee they redden the sea
The wounds they inflict are grievous

Alliances crumble, allegiances tumble
For walruses love to betray
Their blubbery bellies wriggle like jelly
With laughter, blood-lust, and dismay

On Fridays the walruses play


This story was based on a prompt from @Ad134, who responded to a call for two verbs and an adjective with laugh, betray, and blubbery. (I took a bit of liberty with “laugh,” though.)