Category Archives: Artistic

Young Love and Bullfighting in Spain

He flourished like a magician, his red cape brilliantly catching the light.

She looked up, and he thought he saw the briefest of smiles before she hid again behind her coloured fan.

His heart swelled, his soul soared, and his lungs collapsed under the hooves of the unusually aggressive bull.

Poor Winners

After winning the war, they had to figure out what to do with their free time.

They tried paintball, laser tag, Nerf guns, video games, team sports, martial arts, strip poker, and full-contact chess, but nothing quite filled their need.

They needed a new enemy; they built a space ship.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: PRO-BONO PRIVATE EYE Chapter 1

It’s Thursday. I hate Thursdays.

Thursdays are when the  dames come, sobbing, pleading, and looking for a pro-bono Private Eye.

On Thursdays, I say “know” more often than a philosophy student who just learned about epistemology, but without the “k” and the “w”.

Today, I surprise myself. I say yes.

Poor Bill

They found him in his living room.

He was known to drink to excess, but this was different. Everyone knew two things about Bill: he never wasted alcohol, and he kept his newspapers immaculate.

He’d spilled beer all over the paper. That’s how they knew it was a heart attack.


This story was based on a prompt from @davefp via Twitter. I asked for two nouns and a verb, and he supplied paperheart, and drink.

Beacons

When they finally landed, they knew their plane would never fly again.

They gathered driftwood and heaped it into teepee-like piles. “These are not for cooking or warmth,” the captain said. “They are beacons.”

He hoarded the matches for weeks and used the last of them to signal the rescuers.

Non-Fatal

He peered over the edge of the bridge.

“Are you sure it won’t snap?”

“It’ll be fine,” she assured him. “Hundreds of people bungie jump here every year.”

“Safely?”

“Stop worrying and jump!”

“Fine.” He jumped.

Her cellphone rang. “What happened!? He’s still alive!”

“Sorry, boss. I couldn’t do it.”