Plausible Deniability

What a mess.

Wish I’d known it was staged from the start. These fools must’ve considered me a pawn, thought I’d turn and run when the bullets started flying. I was their plausible deniability…

But life doesn’t follow anyone’s script.

I’d better dump these fools’ corpses before someone happens by.


This story was based on the prompt “it was staged” at TypeTrigger.

Directionless

The farmer waved as the hikers disappeared up the trail towards the highway. “Eighth lost group this summer,” he said.

“Ever get tired of this?” his wife asked.

“Giving folks directions ain’t no trouble.”

“I mean the farm, and never goin’ nowhere.”

The farmer shrugged. “Ain’t nowhere I wanna go.”


This story was based on the prompt “up the trail” at TypeTrigger.

J’Accuse

“It was the gardener! J’accuse!”

“Uh huh,” said the unimpressed homicide detective. “On what grounds, ma’am?”

“My husband was killed with a garden hoe last night, was he not?”

“Uh huh. But the gardener says you just hired him this morning. Off a street corner.”

“The filthy beggar lies! J’accuse!”


This story was based on the prompt “the gardener” at TypeTrigger.

Rapunzel of the Mind

“I wish she’d come down from her ivory tower.”

“I doubt she knows how. I think she was born there.”

“Hmm, you may be right. That’s kind of sad, really. She’s like Rapunzel, trapped within an inflated conception of her own intellect.”

“Yeah, sure. Tragic.”

“Let’s go pull her hair!”


This story was based on the prompt “born there” at TypeTrigger.

Camping with Krayg

We were lost in the enchanted woods.

“Some shortcut, Krayg!” Tixen’s green eyes flashed.

“Relax,” I said. “Krayg, find some kindling. Night’s coming.”

We huddled close around the flames.

“Now,” I said, “a spell to read the stars… Where did my wand go? Krayg, what did you use for kindling?”


This story was based on the prompt “in the woods” at TypeTrigger.