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What You Gotta Do

Would you do what I did if you knew what I know?

You’d like to think you would. Heck, I’d like to think you would, too. But I know you. I know a lot of things. I doubt you would have followed through.

Sick puppies make messes that scar psyches.

The Crocodile’s Serenade

When Camille cried her crocodile tears and sang her songs of woe, it wasn’t really because she was lonely or sad. It was actually because she was a very dramatic crocodile, and she knew that great actresses could convey real emotion, so she was practicing.

That’s what she told herself.


This story is based on a title suggested by @Jesstrel.

The Hecklers

They arrived early, as usual.

They sat right at the very front, as usual.

They ordered a single glass of wine to share, as usual.

They heckled the performers relentlessly, as usual.

Unusually, the final act was a Chinese kung fu group.

After that, the hecklers stood in the back.