“I don’t like this alternate universe, Lucy.”

“Why not, Jerry?

“I’m afraid I’ll be bored to death. The only web browsers here are spiders.”

“You want excitement? Did you look closely at the steam-powered train?”

“What about it?”

“Forget cows and buffalo; the locomotive is equipped with a dinosaur catcher!”

John H. Dromey recently had short fiction published in Saturday Night Reader and a novella in Weird Western Yarns Vol. 3.