Four guys walk into a bar.

One orders a glass of Christianity, another takes a shot of Judaism, one requests an Islam cocktail, and another asks for an Atheism on the rocks.

Remembering the brawl that occurred last time, the men decide to pace themselves, and enjoy a wonderful evening.

David Gregory is a marketing pro from Washington D.C. who enjoys humor fiction. He’s currently editing his first novel, and hopes you check out his humor flash fiction website FunnyInFiveHundred.com.