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Mortuary Moratorium

“…So, between emigration and attrition, our population has been in steady decline, damaging our international image. That’s why today we’re announcing a moratorium on death.”

The press clamoured. “Ma’am! Ma’am! How can you possibly enforce this new policy?”

The president waved her hand dismissively. “Pharmaceutical bailouts and creative book-keeping, mostly.”


This story was based on the prompt “moratorium” at TypeTrigger.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Impact

“I’m sorry, ma’am,” said the doctor. “You’re dying.”

The words hit me like a boxing glove with a fist inside it swung intentionally towards my head by a professional martial artist.

“What!?” I gasped.

“Only kidding!” he said.

My fist hit him like his words had hit me. But harder.

Priorities in a Time of Global Crisis

Kim groaned and awoke.

It was early morning, but unusually bright and hot.

Kim slipped into her bathrobe, flung open the blinds, and screamed.

A dying red sun filled the sky. Earth’s orbit was rapidly, dangerously contracting.

Kim shrieked and hammered on her speed-dial. “Tan-Hut!? I need a pre-tan NOW!”