The on-location taping of a reality TV program was interrupted when a nearby mountain peak exploded, spewing smoke, ash, and molten lava high in the air.

The program’s producer also blew his top—figuratively. An assistant asked the distraught man what was wrong.

“That bleeping volcano isn’t following the script!”

John H. Dromey was born in northeast Missouri, a long way from any active volcanoes, but growing up on a farm, he used to use Lava soap.