Life in a Vacuum

Time passes slowly in a vacuum. Everything is still and silent. You are surrounded by nothingness. It is, unsurprisingly, difficult to breathe.

Boredom, depression, hunger, and asphyxiation vie for power over you, fighting to see which will kill you first.

One should avoid living in a vacuum. Hoovers especially suck.

One thought on “Life in a Vacuum

  1. But Hoovers break so often!!

    Also, it would be an especially poor idea to try living in my vacuum. It’s full of cat litter.

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