His Face Tastes So Good

The cow’s tongue was rough and uncomfortably wet as it slapped its way across his face, licking and licking and licking. He was paralyzed with fear, sure it was getting ready to open its mouth wide and take a bite…

And that was how he got the nickname “Salty Face”.

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