Subspecies

“Did you know there’s a species of cow that has four bladders?”

“Where did you read that?”

“International Bovinarium Magazine. Also, they can hold their breath underwater for three hours, and their flesh tastes like boiled daffodils. It’s true!”

“Whatever, man.”

The Oft-Whizzing Cow-Whale: a true treasure of Mother Nature.

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