Chronically vain and captive to status anxiety, I have only twice shopped at a dollar store. I was once taken to “Pound Town” by a friend in the UK. Several years later I found myself in “The Loonie Bin” in British Columbia. Unrelatedly, I have been in therapy ever since.

Scott G. Harvey teaches psychology and resides in the Niagara Region of Ontario with an ever-changing mixture of humans, cats, dogs, and chickens. He is the author of the philosophically-infused bildungsroman Savagely Noble. His short-fiction has appeared in Short Story Avenue and Visual Verse. See more at facebook.com/AuthorSGH.