Grandpa told me he was yanked from the womb and immediately strapped onto a rocket just as it blasted off. Ever since, it has screamed forward at a super high speed: one year per year. He’s still riding that rocket – he says that’s how he got so old so fast.
Robb Lanum is a failed screenwriter in Los Angeles who fell in love with the short form.
Very clever! Grandpa sounds like a fun guy!
Yes, but the best kind of old! Never give up; have fun on the way.