TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Victor

Plop.

“Eat up!” said Mom.

Victor stared at his plate. Yuck. What was this slimy, moldy, mushy gunk?

“Don’t you like it?”

“Gross!” said Victor. “Is this rotten food?”

“It’s your winnings,” said Mom. “The ones you gloated about after Monopoly. Like you said, to the victor go the spoils!”


I’m happy to announce the birth of my second son, Victor! This story is for him.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The First Thanksgiving

“Thank you all for joining us on this first annual Thanksgiving Day,” intoned Tyrone.

“Your hospitality has been wonderful!” said Brenda Brachiosaur.

“A splendid idea,” said Stewart Stegosaur. “Please do invite us back.”

“Actually,” said Tyrone, flashing his Tyrannosaurus teeth, “I expect we’ll be needing new guests next year.”

Chomp.


Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone! (Americans: enjoy yours next month.)