Fast Asleep

Last night I went to bed early, which was a shame, really, because when I woke up (late), I found muddy dinosaur footprints all throughout the kitchen and dining room, and the big pot of soup in the fridge was empty.

I hope they come back again tonight. Chili’s on!


This story was based on the prompt “last night I” at TypeTrigger.

Forgotten Crime

I stared blankly at my prison’s dull, featureless walls.

This wasn’t fair. I’d been locked away for a crime I hadn’t committed. I think. Actually, the details are a bit hazy.

My probing tongue found a morsel of chocolate chip behind my tooth.

Oh, yeah… I was guilty.

Worth it.


This story was based on the prompt “forgotten crime” at TypeTrigger.

Scraps

Her desk was littered with scraps of paper, each scrawled with its own collection of words, representing a thousand grasped-at memories.

It wasn’t working. They wouldn’t come back.

She stoked the fireplace and began dropping the papers in, one by one. Forget the yesterdays: time to start working on tomorrow.


This story was based on the prompt “scraps of paper” at TypeTrigger.

How Not To Tie Your Shoelace

Georgiana shielded her face from the searing heat as she portioned out the molten silver. The cave echoed with the howls of wolf pups.

As sweat beaded on Georgiana’s forehead, she counted backwards aloud: “Nine… Eight… Seven…”

Not for the first time, she thought, There must be an easier way…


This story was based on a title suggested by @salmir.

Side Effects

“Any questions, sir?” says the clerk.

“What are this medication’s side effects?” asks the customer.

“There are none.”

“None? Impressive. Three bottles, please.”

The customer pays and leaves.

Another clerk says, “You didn’t tell him it turns people into pathological liars?”

“I couldn’t,” says the clerk. “I’m taking it myself.”


This story was based on the prompts “side effects” and “pathological liar” at TypeTrigger.

Wilted

He gave her a wilted flower on February 15, just to see how she would react.

His friends thought it was hilarious.

She slapped him so hard she drew blood.

Ten years later, lying awake in bed, he realized he’d never met another girl who could make him really feel.


This story was based on the prompt “wilted” at TypeTrigger.

Calvin the Great Goes Conquering

Calvin the Great set off on a voyage. He sailed his ship all the way across the lake.

On the other side, Queen Larissa the Beautiful had prepared a majestic picnic.

Calvin conquered the Queen and her sandwiches, filled his ship with captives and plunder, and returned home a hero.

This Hunger

What can I do with this hunger?

Feed it, when I must: satiate it, if I can, though it seems I’m never satisfied.

Ignore it, when I’m able, but it consumes me incessantly.

Surrender to it, when I can’t help but be overcome. Dance to it.

More Phil Collins, please.


This story is dedicated to Justin Boyd. It was based on the prompt “this hunger” at TypeTrigger.