Tag Archives: car

Build Your Wealth

“Honey, I’ve made a fairly significant purchase,” he told his wife.

“Is it a car?” she asked.

“Is it a house?” she asked.

“Is it a Learjet?” she asked.

“Is it a small South American island nation?” she asked.

“Yes,” he said. “It’s all on our very own Minecraft server!”

The Lynx, the Puma, and the Jaguar

“Man, the new episode of that cartoon yesterday was phenomenal. There were a lynx and a puma, and they were riding around inside a jaguar…”

“What kind of Jaguar? An XFR? An XKR? An XJ?”

“…No, it was a robotic jaguar.”

“Like a Transformer?”

“I don’t think you’re understanding me.”

Can someone please please please please draw me a sketch of a lynx and a puma riding inside a robotic jaguar? PLEEEEEEAASE!?

This story was based on @gaymerinla‘s response to my request for two mammals and a vehicle.

All Good Spy-Action Heroes Have the Initials J.B.

Jared Brown, secret agent, mouthed a silent “Thank you” to the eccentric elderly gentleman who had insisted he install the high-tech self-deploying winch into the boot of his European sports car, which was currently hanging by said winch, with him inside it, from the ledge of an exceedingly tall cliff.

@captainmakr responded to my request for two nouns and a verb over Twitter with the words “car”, “boot”, and “hang”.

I chose to use the word “boot” in the British sense, to mean the trunk of a car. Creative license!