Grandpa’s pain stops with his heart. Amid brilliant white light and the fury of a whirlwind, he is lifted and flies rejoicing to God.

He wakes joyously. “Lord, I’m saved!”

His angel smiles. “Only just. It’s a miracle you got to hospital in time. We had to send a helicopter.”

Viv Burgess says her inspiration has been absent without leave, and she is not a-mused.