Tag Archives: Lee Nicholas

LEE NICHOLAS: Order Out Of

Amusing, Submissions, ,

2. The last line of this story became the first.

After years of experimenting with wave functions, quantum entanglement, and my home-made particle accelerator, I’d finally conquered it.

Time travel.

Problem was, it applied only to the written word.

This meant two things:

1. My notes were rather messy, and

Lee Nicholas enjoys writing personalised choose-your-own-adventure books for nephews and nieces (even favourite Ukey ones). One day, he hopes to make money doing this.

LEE NICHOLAS: A Sweet Heist

Amusing, Puns and Wordplay, Submissions, , ,

“Right then,” said Lieutenant Nougat of Chocolatetown Police. “Can you describe the robbers?”

“Y-yes,” faltered Mrs Rum-Truffle, the bank manager. “They were big and b-blocky, very tough, dense, and c-cold. Oh, so cold.”

Lieutenant Nougat got on the radio. “Attention all units – be on the lookout for two hardened caramels.”

Lee Nicholas likes to describe himself in just 15 words, which can sometimes lead to.