My perfect unarmed robbery plan:

A busy bank with everyone in masks,
depositors, clerks and me.

My note to a youngish teller: “Two
hundred twenties in this bag please,
or else.”

Her nervous compliance, poor kid,
and then my calm, unobtrusive
departure.

The only possible flaw:
My squeaky getaway walker.

Gene Newman is a retired old guy (90 yrs) and former New Jersey journalist and columnist. Read more at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.