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Fair-Weather Lover

“Stop! You’re making me uncomfortable! No! I said back off!” Sharon stumbled away and sank to her knees on the grass, tears welling up in her eyes. “Don’t touch me! I’ll scream!”

Sighing, the Wind turned to leave. It was beginning to think it would never find someone to love.

Don’t Rain on My Parade

“It’s gonna rain today!” declared Old Oliver. “I smell it in the air!”

“It’s gonna rain today!” declared Senile Sam. “I feel it in my knees!”

“It’s gonna rain today!” declared Geriatric Jim. “I hear it in the wind!”

“It’s gonna rain today,” said Teenaged Tracy. “The television told me.”