Good News, Bad News

“Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news?”

“Good, please.”

“Okay. God sent His Son to earth to save you–”

“Oh, the Good News? Thanks, I’m familiar. High five, Christian buddy! What’s the bad news?”

“I, uh, ‘lost’ that ugly sweater you gave me. Sorry.”

This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “the good news.”

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