The Spring Break couple giggled and splashed and did other adorable things until I came into view.
The girl shrieked. The boy darted toward me. I acted in self-defense.
Now, chewing on their limbs, I cannot stop crying. Sure, I am an old, ugly crocodile, but I do have feelings.
Olga Klezovitch is a scientist who lives in Seattle. This is her second appearance in 50-Word Stories.