The kitten sinks its teeth into my leg for the millionth time.

“Stop it.”

It ignores me.

“I was gonna give you a cool name, but from now on you’ll be called Princess Fluffylumps the Third!”

The male kitten blinks.

“Don’t push me. Or the glittery pink collar is next.”

E.O. is making a first attempt at a humorous fiction novelette called Id/entity, which, if it doesn’t suck, might actually see the light someday on Amazon Kindle. If not, EO will probably make some nice origami, or a LOT of paper footballs.