My perfect unarmed robbery plan:
A busy bank with everyone in masks,
depositors, clerks and me.
My note to a youngish teller: “Two
hundred twenties in this bag please,
or else.”
Her nervous compliance, poor kid,
and then my calm, unobtrusive
departure.
The only possible flaw:
My squeaky getaway walker.
Gene Newman is a retired old guy (90 yrs) and former New Jersey journalist and columnist. Read more at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.
The computer screen. The tale, humorous. The reader, greatly satisfied.
I’m a 92-year-old walker wrangler, and was delighted by my co-conspirator’s tale.