Category Archives: Artistic

Too Important

Mere minutes til the results are announced. Win or lose, succeed or fail… Which will it be?

She perches on the corner of her bed, clutching her phone. It rings.

Well?” she breathes.

“Hi, honey. It’s Mom.”

She hangs up in disgust. This is too important.

The phone rings again.


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “minutes til.”

Fluid Emotions

Crying, bleeding, a runny nose. Sadness, injury, sickness. Why is there this connection between trauma and the loss of bodily fluids?

I drink 10 litres of milk, apple juice, and water every day, because if liquid out is bad, then liquid in is good.

But the ceaseless urination hurts my soul.

Probable Descent

“Eighty-six consecutive rejections. I give up.” He downed his scotch.

“Pessimist,” I scoffed.

“Just let me crawl down into my Deep Hole of Lonelitude.” His glass being already empty, he downed my scotch next.

Nearby, a withered, watery-eyed man in a wheelchair said, “Psh. Romance? Wouldn’t solve your problem, anyways.”


This story is based on a title suggested by Jeremy Quinn. It is a companion to his previous title suggestion, Unlikely Ascension.

Good News, Bad News

“Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news?”

“Good, please.”

“Okay. God sent His Son to earth to save you–”

“Oh, the Good News? Thanks, I’m familiar. High five, Christian buddy! What’s the bad news?”

“I, uh, ‘lost’ that ugly sweater you gave me. Sorry.”


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “the good news.”