Category Archives: Stories

The Feud Between Ted and the Wind

The spiteful wind was fierce and sharp. Ted tried to escape, but it chased him, cackling, and sheared the hair right off his head.

He snuck home, frantic with embarrassment. Naturally Melanie was the first person to stop by.

“You’re bald!” she exclaimed. “I love it.”

“Darn,” cursed the wind.


This story was based on the prompt “first person” at TypeTrigger.

A Time Away

“I need a vacation.”

“Oh? Where to?”

“Into my own brain, I think. An imagination vacation.”

“What are you going to do while you’re there?”

“Just relax.”

“Lucky you. My imagination doesn’t let me relax. Always an adventure going on.”

“That must be difficult.”

“Actually the hardest part is escaping!”


This story is based on a title suggested by @Zzenkrad.

The Monster’s Insides

There is a monster in the mountains that preys on bumblebees, daffodils, and woodland creatures, swallowing them whole into its enormous belly.

Some say there’s a garden in there, a paradise where the flowers bloom and the wildlife lives on, frolicking. They’ve forgotten that the monster once swallowed a bear.


This story was based on the prompt “in the mountains” on TypeTrigger.

A Sense of Direction

She transferred to four different buses at random, closed her eyes and spun in a circle, walked down a few unfamiliar side streets, and wound up right in front of her house.

Again.

There was only one explanation: Mom hadn’t been lying; her father really had been a homing pigeon.

Too Much of a Good Thing

She sang beautifully. When it ended they rose to their feet in awe and appreciation, begging for more.

“Ever heard of having too much of a good thing?” she chided them. Still they implored her: a little longer!

To prove her point, she barred the exits during her three-day encore.

Malnutrition’s Martyr

She had preferred it when her table was simply empty. An empty table could some day be filled.

What could you do with a table once it had become a grave?

Stilling her only child’s dying spasms, she emptied herself of tears, filling the empty places with resentment, determination, revolution.


This story is based on a title suggested by Ryan Culley-Waters.

Belligerent Barrister

“You must sue,” said Bernard.

“Do I have to? I’m not feeling all that litigious.”

Bernard scratched his head. He had never had such a stubborn client before. “I’m afraid it’s your only option,” he repeated.

“Really?”

“Yes, you must, Sue. You see, I am wearing my law suit today.”


This story was based on a title suggested by Timothy Maness.

Leading Lady

“I’m a world-class artiste!” the actress pronounced. “I require the perfect environment to nurture my delicate muse.”

“So it’s your muse who eats six pounds of blue Smarties every day, then?” muttered her browbeaten young assistant.

“Silly boy; we don’t eat them! We throw them out the window at people.”


Creative people are weird. Cough.

This story was based on a title suggested by @Vigafray.