Bitter

Mara’s seasoning shop specialized in rare spices.

As a Jewish woman, barely scraping by amid the loneliness of big-city life, she found it pleasantly validating that her most profitable time of year was Passover, when hundreds of customers came to her for bitter herbs.

Occasionally she wondered: was this irony?


This story was based on the prompt “bitter herbs” at TypeTrigger.

Found/Made

He toddles up to me, hands cupped. “I made this, Daddy!”

I drop my briefcase. “What is it?”

His hands open and there goes the frog. We scramble after it, laughing.

I didn’t realize then that his statement had been literal. I still don’t know what he uses as materials.


This story was based on the prompt “for you” at TypeTrigger.

The Voyage

“During this voyage of a lifetime, always remember…” The priest’s nasally voice trailed off.

“Remember what?” said Captain Harkner.

“Just… remember,” said the priest. “In general. You’ll never complete your voyage if you can’t remember things! That’s why I’m staying safely here at home: mind like a sieve, that’s me!”


This story was based on the prompt “the voyage” at TypeTrigger.

Come On, Man, Take a Chance Sometime

Before we knew what was happening, I was hanging by my fingertips over about a billion miles of empty sky, my buddy and his parachute were dwindling into an invisible speck somewhere below me, and the chicks were whooping like banshees.

What’s wrong with being boring? I LIKE being boring!


This story was based on the prompt “before we knew” at TypeTrigger.

Missing Pieces

“I’m returning this puzzle.”

“Sorry, we don’t do returns on products that have been taken out of the packaging.”

“But there were pieces missing!”

“Which pieces?”

“The corners.”

“Oh… I see the misunderstanding. You can’t get the corners here.”

“What? Where do I get them?”

“At a Corner Store. Duh.”


This story was based on the prompt “corner store” at TypeTrigger.

Don’t Tell Grandma

“What are your plans for the future?” Grandma asked me during dinner one evening.

“Er,” I said. “Um. Uh. I guess…”

“You should become a lawyer,” she declared, “and find yourself a wife.”

So I went straight home, fired up PhotoShop, and started putting together some grad and wedding photos.

The Stump

They gathered around the stump, some eyes wet, some eyes hard.

“This tree,” said the eldest, “meant many different things to each of us. We all have reason to mourn it.”

There were some sniffles.

“Now,” said the eldest, “auction’s open! Who wants to bring this hunk o’ wood home?”


This story was based on the prompt “the stump” at TypeTrigger.

The Terminus

The train arrived without fanfare, spewed its longsuffering human cattle onto the platform, and puffed away to the yard to be cleansed.

At the terminus of their life-changing one-way voyage, five hundred grimy faces searched for any sign of welcome.

Another train packed full of immigrants whistled its impending arrival.