The Terminus

The train arrived without fanfare, spewed its longsuffering human cattle onto the platform, and puffed away to the yard to be cleansed.

At the terminus of their life-changing one-way voyage, five hundred grimy faces searched for any sign of welcome.

Another train packed full of immigrants whistled its impending arrival.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Shastonbury

In Shastonbury children weep
for want of food and lack of sleep.
They drink the rain and talk to sheep
in the ancient town of Shastonbury.

Shastonbury, I’ve heard tell,
is like a wetter form of Hell.
They rue the clouds and curse the smell,
the shepherd boys of Shastonbury.

Folded Paper

“Mr. Chang, your program has come a long way. What gave your team such motivation to work with folded paper?”

“Origami has been our lifelong passion. We’re just thrilled to push it to its limits.”

“So what’s next?”

“Now that we’ve achieved a paper-based, human-bearing aircraft, we’re looking towards space!”


This story was based on the prompt “folded paper” at TypeTrigger.

Joey and the Trampoline

Joey was super great at bouncing on his trampoline. He bounced so high that he flew all the way to Mars, but they didn’t have trampolines there, because Martians are boring, so he had to build a giant slingshot to fling himself back home.

That’s what he told me, anyways.

While You Were At It

You ripped out my heart. That wasn’t very nice.

I do appreciate your thoughtfulness in replacing it and stitching me up afterwards, and my new eyeballs work great, thanks, but would it have been too much trouble to remove these huge bolts from my neck, while you were at it?


This story was based on the prompt “ripped out” at TypeTrigger.

Carried Away

Glenda sashayed into the house pulling an overflowing shopping cart.

Trevor nearly fell off his chair. “What in the world? Where’d you get all that butter!?”

“I was couponing,” explained Glenda, “and I got on a roll…”

“What are we supposed to do with it!?”

“…Put it on some rolls?”

Impressed?

“When I was much younger, I could bench press a fat man!”

“Oooh!” said my granddaughter, eyes twinkling.

“Yep, your grandpa’s pretty strong! And even though I’m getting older, I bet I could still do it, if you gave me a chance.”

My granddaughter said, “I can do push-ups, too!”


This story was based on the prompt “much younger” at TypeTrigger.

The Olympian

He had the eyebrows of a Greek god.

He kept them in a vacuum-sealed glass display case, mounted onto a simple plaster bust, and reluctantly loaned them to museums for a few months every year.

Few people noticed that these months always coincided with The Olympian’s annual vacation from superheroism.


This story was based on the prompt “the eyebrows” at TypeTrigger.