Click, I post a picture of my dog.
Click, click, people like her fluffy fur.
How many did I get? Click, 23 likes.
I post another photo of her, but now with sad, droopy eyes.
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
104 likes.
Be more sad, I tell her.
They like you more that way.
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