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Hello, Grandmother

“Grandmother, what big eyes you have!” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“The better to see you with, my dear,” said Grandmother.

“And what a big nose you have!”

“The better to smell you with, my dear.”

“And what big teeth!”

“Fusspots,” muttered Grandmother.  “I put in your grandfather’s dentures again.”