Crocodile and Hippo were arguing over who was the more dangerous of the two.

Crocodile boasted, “I kill a thousand humans annually!”

Hippo scoffed, “I’m responsible for thrice that number of fatalities!”

Then a man came into view. Pointing at him, Crocodile sighed. “I think we finally have our winner…”

Melanie Cranenburgh lives in Western Australia, where a plethora of dangerous creatures make life interesting.