“It’s just a calf.” Daddy made it sound like it was no big deal. Giving it up. I was such a Daddy’s girl. It never occurred to me to say “No.” Later, I learned that Daddy had already promised it to someone. But this prosthetic leg doesn’t look too bad.

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