Husband arrives home having forgotten a significant anniversary.

Wife greets him, expecting dinner, flowers, cards, anything.

Husband apologizes, profusely. Wife demands recompense: “Something in the driveway tomorrow that goes zero to 215 fast.”

Next morning she discovers a small flat package. Imagine her surprise at a new set of bathroom scales!

Don Crawford was told this story by a Wendy’s employee and decided to convert it to 50 words and relay it to all of you!